Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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