so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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