is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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