Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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