do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
