If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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