people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I'm always down for nudity.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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