I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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