I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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