i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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