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(212): View more from New York

I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one

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(312): View more from Illinois

I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it

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(519): View more from Ontario

you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude

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(941): View more from Florida

I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting

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(802): View more from Vermont

Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?

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(925): View more from California

I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...

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