Don't you send me to vm
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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