nut hugger
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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