and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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