you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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