haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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