Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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