I will die if light touches me.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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