when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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