He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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