no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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