I don't think brook has ever known best
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
You don't make any sense
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