Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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