i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Every concussion has its silver lining
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
