Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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