the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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