I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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