we have officially lost it.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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