I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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