thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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