Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
