What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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