I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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