Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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