Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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