Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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