She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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