ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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