I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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