3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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