If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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