Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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