This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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