if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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