I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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