I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
