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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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