But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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