her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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