you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Randomize
