Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
PANTIES FOUND
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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