Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Randomize