Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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