Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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